I’ve genuinely been so overwhelmed by my job that my anxiety has made me avoidant. I’ve got bills I need to pay but not a lot of money. here are my prices and what I can do.

Large detailed headshot - 10$
small halfbody - 15$
small character - 10$
discord emote - 5-15$
small favicon - 5$
Large detailed half-body - 20-30$

+animation - 5$+ depending on details

The small favicon to show but if you go to my blog on desktop you will see an example that I did for myself. Prices are in USD. This is my first time to open commissions so I will limit them to 5 slots but will create a waitlist if there is interest. Any reblogs are greatly appreciated~ DM me here for your inquiry :) I have PP and $app

crtter:

crtter:

crtter:

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

ir-dr:
“Day 3377 - 11 September 2022
Aranara Ensemble
.//projectTiGER
”

ir-dr:

Day 3377 - 11 September 2022

Aranara Ensemble

.//projectTiGER

charlottan:

charlottan:

Hatesune Meanku

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greek chorus

bloodybellycomb:

middle school girls didn’t obsess over Legolas and Aragorn in 2001 just so that amazon could give all the boy elves super short hair in 2022

sketiana:

unrequited love for siblings is the saddest thing you could ever portray on its own but over the garden wall said what if the kid is like the sweetest most kindhearted five year old you could imagine and he loves his brooding wistful bitch of an older brother sooo so much and enough to offer up his life in exchange for his brothers when his older brother saw him this whole time as just an annoying step sibling at best and a nuisance at worst and you cant be too mad cause hes also a kid and then when he finally figures it all out it saves them both, the decision to leave lethargy and the rot of melancholy behind and take the love he already has as proof the world is worth it after all and aaa a a. aaaaaa. aaaaaaa. aaa. what a sweet story. what a lovely thing.

professionalchaoticdumbass:
“callmebliss:
“ fangirltothefullest:
“ sinkies:
“*me getting under the covers* I’m in
”
I’M SO ANGRY ”
That makes me so happy
”
nonbinary person goes to sleep in this bed and all that remains in the morning is a skeleton
”

professionalchaoticdumbass:

callmebliss:

fangirltothefullest:

sinkies:

*me getting under the covers* I’m in

I’M SO ANGRY

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That makes me so happy

nonbinary person goes to sleep in this bed and all that remains in the morning is a skeleton

dndspellgifs:

Amazon resorting to deleting negative reviews of Rings of Power on IMDB just cause they own it is super fucking humiliating for them but also demonstrates the problem that if like 4 companies own most of the internet that means they own both the media and all the sites that critique said media and you can say goodbye to any reliable consumer reviews of products on the internet

tits-n-trix:

windmill-ghost:

windmill-ghost:

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

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madtumbleson:

pigeonsympathiser:

cookiekappa:

movie vs book (i adore them both) 

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How could you leave this in the notes, excellent addition

Actually, this makes the childification of Michael in the movie when he’s 15 in the book really funny:

Sophie, a 20-ish year old woman from a fantasy land where getting married at 16 or 17 does not seem to be unusual: Yes, this is a young man who is almost an adult.

Howl, a man in his late 20s from our world: This is a BABY and he does BABY things.

scumpsmallbrain:

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holy shit

shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

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guys…just because an app says it’s “women owned and puts privacy first” does not mean downloading and using it is a good idea

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do not use this app.

if you use this app, assume that your data can be subpoenaed.

These are statements on any period tracking or birth control delievery website. Stop using these apps/websites.